One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。）
Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）
If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
It’s never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）